Frozen Assets
She banks on babies. He banks on bucks. Neither banked on falling in love!
Overview
Zach Shepard is excited to find he's been hired as president of a bank. When he finally arrives in Hobart, Ore., he discovers to his dismay that the bank is actually a sperm bank. There he meets the cold Dr. Grace Murdoch, the scientist in charge, whose disregard for him seems to mask romantic intentions. Meanwhile, in order to save the business, the sperm bank holds a fundraiser to find the man with the highest sperm count.
- Production
- frozen assets productions, RKO Pictures
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Cast
Shelley Long
Dr. Grace Murdock
Corbin Bernsen
Zach Shepard
Teri Copley
Peaches
Larry Miller
Newton Patterson
Dody Goodman
Mrs. Patterson
Jeanne Cooper
Zach Shepard's mother
Jenifer Lewis
Jomisha
Paul Sand
McTaggert
Gerrit Graham
Lewis Crandall
John Asher
Bobby Murdock
Matt Clark
J.F. Hughes
John Bloom
Ed Walker
Sara Ballantine
Valentine
Lindsey Hutchison
Cheerleader
Dal McKennon
Stud of the Year Octogenarian
Crew
- Director
- George T. Miller
- Writers
- Don Klein,Tom Kartozian
- Producers
- Harvey A. Bookstein,Don Klein
- Cinematography
- Geza Sinkovics,Ronald M. Lautore
- Composer
- Michael Tavera
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WaxA
March 24, 2023
Siskel and Ebert said this was the worst movie they had ever seen and one of them was so depressed. They wanted to stop watching movies. So naturally, I had to check it out. The opening scene set the standard, a low brow comedy, so I wasn’t expecting much. However I was surprised at the number of chuckles I got. No outright laughing and jumping for joy, but generally fun. The ridiculous in the end, seem quite different than the majority of the movie, but I think it fit , and this is exactl…