Pet Sematary

Gimly

April 12, 2019

5/10

The things that this 2019 _Pet Sematary_ add to the original may not strictly speaking be improvements, but at least it's not a shot for shot remake, which it was looking like it might have been based on the trailers. A couple of those additions I was not particularly fondof, one's a massive spoiler so I'll let that slide, but the biggest one I knew going into it, 'cause of the trailers, which is: As much as I appreciate John Lithgow, I really wish they had kept this guy (or an emulation of him,…

Stephen Campbell

August 17, 2019

5/10

_**Not a patch on the book, and the new ending is awful**_ > _This place was thick with spirits; it was tenebrous with them. You could look around and see something that would send you raving mad. He would not think about it. There was no need to think about it. There was no need to –_ > _Something was coming._ > _Louis came to a total halt, listening to that sound…that inexorable, approaching sound. His mouth fell open, every tendon that held his jaw shut simply giving up._ > _It wa…

John Chard

March 15, 2020

6/10

A place to bury our pets and remember them. I know it seems scary, but it's not. Perfectly natural, just like dying is natural. Directed by Kevin Kölsch and Dennis Widmyer and written by Stephen King, Matt Greenberg, Jeff Buhler. It stars Jason Clarke, Amy Seimetz, John Lithgow, Jeté Laurence and Hugo and Lucas Lavoie. Music is by Christopher Young and cinematography by Laurie Rose. Dr. Louis Creed and his wife, Rachel, move from Boston to Ludlow, in rural Maine, with their two young c…

GenerationofSwine

January 12, 2023

1/10

I can see why some people would love this. They took all the story, all the characters, all the depth, and crammed it all into all of five minutes, and then upped the action and violence to 11. The end result was the remake of a horror movie that had some head to it into a horror movie that you don't really need to pay attention to to follow. In other words, they made it a mindless, soulless, action packed gory mess... unfortunately action and gore without a plot or characters is pretty bo…