If Only, If Only
Если бы да кабы
Overview
Once in his life, retired intelligence officer and respectable family man Nikolai Nikitin decided to go "left" ... What was his shock when in the girl he was offered in a brothel, he recognized ... his own granddaughter Varya, whom the pimps do not want to let go of their clutches. What to do? Run! Hiding from persecution, the heroes go straight from the brothel to Paris. If only I knew ... If only it were all!
- Budget
- $6,000,000
- Revenue
- $3,000
- Production
- Lean-M, Paradise Production Center
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Cast
Valery Afanasyev
Nikolay Kuznetsov
Anna Antonova
Varya
Ignat Akrachkov
Stas
Yola Sanko
Klavdiya
Yuri Belyayev
Pavel Velekhov
Andrey Merzlikin
Ruslan
Sergey Frolov
ment Lyokha
Pavel Maykov
administrator bardelya
Mariya Maykova
Barbi
Dmitriy Nagiev
Bedo
Gera Sandler
Ali
Aleksey Kolgan
Arnold - deputat
Georgi Pitskhelauri
Nguen
Crew
- Director
- Oleg Osipov
- Writers
- Oleg Osipov
- Producers
- Timur Weinstein
- Cinematography
- Aleksandr Simonov
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