Bert Kreischer

Biography

Bert Kreischer (born November 3, 1972), nicknamed "The Machine", is an American stand-up comedian, podcaster, reality television host and actor. In 1997, he was featured in an article in Rolling Stone while attending Florida State University. The magazine named Kreischer "the top partyer at the Number One Party School in the country." The article also served as inspiration for the 2002 film National Lampoon's Van Wilder. Kreischer has served as host of the television series Hurt Bert on FX as well as Bert the Conqueror and Trip Flip on Travel Channel. He is slated to appear in The Machine, a comedy film based on his life. He is the producer and host of Bertcast, a weekly comedy podcast on the All Things Comedy network. He is also the co-host of the 2 Bears, 1 Cave podcast with fellow comedian Tom Segura, and co-host of the Bill Bert podcast with actor and comedian Bill Burr.

Known For

Late Night with Seth Meyers

Raw

The Jennifer Hudson Show

Conan

Good Mythical Morning

Jimmy Kimmel Live!

The Shield

Hot Ones

All Movies (18)

• Bert Kreischer: Lucky2025 · as Self
• The Roast of Tom Brady2024 · as Self
• The Improv: 60 and Still Standing2023 · as Self
• The Machine2023 · as Bert
• The Roast of Bert Kreischer2023 · as Self
• Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle2023 · as Self
• AEW: Dynamite Awards2021 · as Himself
• Best of Stand-up 20202020 · as Self
• This Is Stand-Up2020 · as Self
• Bert Kreischer: Hey Big Boy2020 · as Self
• 2 Bears 1 Cave: Live New Year's Eve2020 · as Himself
• Bert Kreischer: Secret Time2018 · as Himself
• Ear Buds: The Podcasting Documentary2016 · as Self
• Bert Kreischer: The Machine2016 · as Himself
• Surviving the Holidays with Lewis Black2009 · as Self
• Bert Kreischer: Comfortably Dumb2009 · as Self
• Jay Mohr: My Turn2003 · as Bum on Street
• Homecoming— · as Bert

All TV Shows (29)

• Free Bert2026 · as Bert Kreischer
• It's Florida, Man.2024 · as Roy the Guard
• Dinner Time Live with David Chang2024 · as Self
• After Midnight2024 · as Self
• New Year's Eve Live: Nashville's Big Bash2023 · as Self
• Dr Phil LIVE!2023 · as Self
• The Jennifer Hudson Show2022 · as Self
• Snacked2021 · as Self
• Go-Big Show2021 · as Self - Host
• The Cabin with Bert Kreischer2020 · as Self
• The Comedy Store2020 · as Self
• Straight Up Steve Austin2019 · as Self
• Lights Out with David Spade2019 · as Self - Panelist
• Something's Burning2018 · as Himself
• Bert Kreischer2016
• The Loud House2016 · as Rip Hardcore (voice)
• Hot Ones2015 · as Self
• Late Night with Seth Meyers2014 · as Self - Guest
• Trip Flip2012 · as Self
• Good Mythical Morning2012 · as Self
• Conan2010 · as Self
• Bert the Conqueror2010
• Cinderella Story2008
• Reality Bites Back2008
• Jimmy Kimmel Live!2003 · as Self
• The Shield2002 · as Alfred
• Never Mind the Buzzcocks2002 · as Self
• The X Show1999
• Raw1993