John Thomson

Biography

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Thomson (comedian), licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.

Known For

Midsomer Murders

Skins

Death in Paradise

Top of the Pops

Silent Witness

Father Brown

Waterloo Road

Ready, Steady, Cook

All Movies (61)

• Nightborn2026 · as Jon's Father
• Fackham Hall2025 · as Bill
• The People Before2025 · as Knotweed Man
• Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy2023 · as Self
• The Royle Family - Down the Back of the Sofa2023 · as Self
• Red Riding Hood: After Ever After2022 · as Plank
• Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More2022 · as Self
• Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs2022 · as Self
• Last Train to Christmas2021 · as Vic
• Les Dawson Lost Tapes2021 · as Self
• Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?!2021 · as Narrator
• Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years2020 · as Self
• The Fast Show: More Blooming Catchphrases2020 · as Self
• The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases2020 · as Self/Various Characters
• Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped2019 · as Narrator
• 7 Up & Me2019 · as Self
• Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story2019 · as Himself
• Inside Bentley: A Great British Motor Car2017
• Dying Laughing2017 · as Self
• Caroline Aherne at the BBC2016 · as Self - Presenter
• Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle2016 · as Kevin Ruddock
• Grimsby2016 · as Bob Tolliver
• Billionaire Boy2016 · as Len
• Fungus The Bogeyman2015
• Northern Soul2014 · as Terry
• The Power of Darts2013 · as Narrator (voice)
• Help Point2013 · as Stephen
• Dementamania2013
• Pulp2013 · as Dave Burns
• Uncle Wormsley's Christmas2012 · as Mr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers
• Evidently... John Cooper Clarke2012 · as Himself
• The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa2010 · as Self
• The Road to Coronation Street2010 · as Harry Kershaw
• Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley2009 · as Bill (Flowerpot Man)
• Inkheart2008 · as Darius
• Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...'2007 · as Self - Narrator (voice)
• The Dealer2006 · as Bat
• Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit2005 · as Mr. Windfall (voice)
• Fat Slags2004 · as Foreman
• Appointment with Dr. Terrible2003 · as Interviewee – Actor
• 24 Hour Party People2002 · as Charles
• Station Jim2001 · as Harold
• Dog Eat Dog2001 · as Football Coach
• Born Romantic2000 · as First Cab Driver
• The Flint Street Nativity1999 · as Christian Jerrums / Innkeeper
• Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show1999 · as Self
• You Are Here1998 · as Peter Keggy
• The Fast Show Live1998
• Ted & Ralph1998 · as Vicar
• Up 'n' Under1998 · as Stan
• The Man Who Knew Too Little1997 · as Dimitri
• The Girl with Brains in Her Feet1997 · as Mr. Loughborough
• Roger Roger1996 · as Barry
• VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon1996
• Dangerous Lady1995
• The Young Poisoner's Handbook1995 · as Nathan
• Pauline Calf's Wedding Video1994 · as Fat Bob
• Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era1994 · as Simon Joke
• Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd1994 · as Bernard Right On/Various
• Paul Calf's Video Diary1993 · as Fat Bob
• The Weekenders1992 · as Policeman 1

All TV Shows (97)

• Secret Life of the Auction House2025 · as Self - Narrator (voice)
• Celebrity Puzzling2025 · as Self - Panellist
• Art Detectives2025 · as William Titchfield
• The 1970s: Those Were the Days2024 · as Self - Narrator
• Ricky, Sue & a Trip or Two2024 · as Self
• The Gentlemen2024 · as Frank
• Captivated2024 · as Geoff
• Best Year Ever2022 · as Self - Actor
• Celebrity Lingo2022 · as Self - Contestant
• Sister Boniface Mysteries2022 · as Leonard Monk
• Dodger2022 · as Farmer Grundles
• The Weakest Link2021 · as Self
• Paul Sinha's TV Showdown2021 · as Self - Contestant
• Dog Loves Books2020 · as Dog (voice)
• McDonald & Dodds2020 · as Jimmy Daly
• Brassic2019 · as Colin Popov
• This Time with Alan Partridge2019 · as Joe Beasley
• The People's Vet2018 · as Self - Narrator
• Celebrity Catchphrase2018 · as Self
• Shane the Chef2018
• Richard Osman's House of Games2017 · as Self - Contestant
• Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit2016 · as Self
• Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun2016 · as Self - Narrator
• Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled2014 · as Self
• Through the Keyhole2013 · as Self
• Through the Keyhole2013 · as Self - Panelist
• Tipping Point: Lucky Stars2013 · as Self - Contestant
• Strange Hill High2013 · as Various (voice)
• The Job Lot2013 · as Kevin
• Catchphrase2013
• Plebs2013 · as Mr. Adolphus
• The Mimic2013 · as Nigel Lord
• Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners2013 · as Self - Narrator
• Father Brown2013 · as John Banks
• BBC Comedy Feeds2012 · as Steve
• The Chase: Celebrity Special2011 · as Self
• Death in Paradise2011 · as DCI Chris Ricketts
• Celebrity Antiques Road Trip2011 · as Self - Participant
• Sooty2011 · as The Boss
• The Jonathan Ross Show2011 · as Self
• The Lock Up2011 · as Narrator
• Heads or Tails2009 · as Self - Contestant
• Big Top2009 · as Geoff
• Angela and Friends2009
• Celebrity Juice2008 · as Self
• All Star Mr & Mrs2008
• Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong2008 · as Self
• Kingdom2007 · as Nigel Pearson
• Mobile2007 · as Ray Bould / Hypnotherapist
• Engineering the World Rally2007 · as Himself - Narrator
• Skins2007 · as Sam Brooks
• Ghosthunting With...2006
• New Street Law2006 · as Charlie Darling
• Waterloo Road2006 · as Nelson Smith
• 8 Out of 10 Cats2005 · as Self
• Monkey Trousers2005
• Blackpool2004
• Celebrity Mastermind2003
• Celebrity Mastermind2003 · as Self - Contestant
• The Terry and Gaby Show2003
• Comic Relief Does Fame Academy2003
• Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway2002 · as Self
• Johnny Vaughan Tonight2002 · as Self
• Dr Terrible's House of Horrible2001 · as Sir Donald Tyburn
• Murder in Mind2001 · as Alan Squires
• Bill and Ben2001
• Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)2000
• It's Only TV But I Like It1999 · as Self
• Cold Feet1998 · as Pete Gifford
• Roger Roger1998 · as Barry
• Midsomer Murders1997 · as Cooper Steinem
• Pond Life1996
• Never Mind the Buzzcocks1996 · as Self - Panellist
• Saturday Live1996 · as Cabbie
• Silent Witness1996 · as DI Warren Bull
• Coogan's Run1995 · as Fat Bob
• Crapston Villas1995
• The World of Lee Evans1995 · as Customer
• Fist of Fun1995 · as Pied Piper of Hamelin
• Ready, Steady, Cook1994 · as Self - Guest
• The Fast Show1994 · as Various Characters
• Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge1994 · as Petty Officer Alan Partridge
• Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge1994 · as Joe Beasley
• Pie in the Sky1994 · as Andrew Vernon
• The Day Today1994 · as Treasurer
• Shooting Stars1993 · as Self
• Harry1993 · as Royo
• The Dead Good Show1992 · as Various
• Blue Heaven1992 · as Waiter 2
• Men Behaving Badly1992 · as Ken
• Murder Most Horrid1991 · as Daniel Hoffmeyer
• Paul Merton: The Series1991
• Soldier Soldier1991 · as Sgt Dunn
• This Morning1988 · as Self
• Top of the Pops1964 · as Self - Host
• Sally Lindsay's Quiz Night— · as Self - Team Captain
• Legends Of Stand-Up And Bernard Righton— · as Bernard Righton